Michael Dulude was born in Grand Rapids, Michigan the same year Star Wars premiered, which may explain a lot. While living there he worked as a stock boy, a baseball umpire, a landscaper, in an ice cream shop, in a hospital kitchen, in a canoe factory, and five years in a furniture factory making Womb Chairs (which he quite enjoyed). Then, one day in 2005 he threw a dart at a map. His reasons for doing so are still unknown. The dart landed on Boston, Massachusetts. He got into his car and drove east. He’s been living on the East Coast ever since.
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